A Rose for Emily
She married and unmarried, but never had love,
She wanted to buy arsenic
To decimate the rats
She married another man
Whom she actually pretty loved
But in the end, the man died smiling
With her strand of hair besides
She died a mysterious death, but there was no rats in her house
She probably used the arsenic to try to end HER LIFE
But that ain’t the case, since the villagers proved it
So instead we worship Emily because she died a great death.