Black Holes: What would I do?

If I was trapped in a black hole, what would I do? What would I bring? Well, it is common knowledge that black holes are the densest thing in the universe, and that if I was trapped in one, I probably would die in about a second, pulled apart by the immense gravity of the black hole. Moving past that though, if I was stuck in a black hole, and was immortal, I would have to find some way to live as there’s no way I could escape.

If I was trapped in a black hole, it would be pretty boring, as I’d be stuck in a place where no light escapes and where everything is crushed and compressed into nothingness. As there is no light, I probably wouldn’t be able to do any recreational activities, and even if there was, all my things would be destroyed anyway.

Assuming I could bring things that were indestructible, I would probably bring food, water, and shelter, because living malnourished, dehydrated, and exhausted is no way to live, especially when you live forever stuck in a black hole.

If I could do things, I might bring art supplies, a piano, and other things that might bring me comfort and happiness. I’d also bring an indestructible flashlight, because that’d be super useful, assuming the black hole doesn’t snuff out the light.

I may bring my family and friends, if they are also immortal, though I imagine that after a time they would become insufferable, and if I found them annoying, I’d be stuck with them for eternity.

I hope I could find some means of escape, but it would take a vehicle of immense power to escape a black hole, and I don’t believe one like that has been invented yet.

If I was stuck in a black hole, the hole would probably become my new forever home. I’m sure I would be able to have some other adaptations to my new lifestyle, as humans often adapt to new and unfamiliar situations. Perhaps my pupils would become larger, to take in more light, or maybe I would become able to go for long periods of time without food. I do not know.

I think it is safe to say that I do not ever want to be stuck in a black hole, and I sincerely hope that it will not happen.